WOULD AN AFRICAN SON GET AWAY WITH THIS???

This footage was recorded on a London bus ride as a black boy insults a lady who appears to be his mum or grand parent. Would an African kid have gotten away with this? Imagine this on a bus ride from Ikeja to Surulere, or in Harare or Accra? That mum could have pulled a pestle out of her bag and that is if onlookers have clipped his ear before then!! Lol!! 

 Apologies to readers who can't understand the mum/nan who was speaking in west indian patois!!

THE WORLD's MOST EXPENSIVE PAINTING .....

DJA poses with Picasso's 'Nude, Green Leaves & Bust'

Last year, i visited London's Tate Modern Gallery in the company of my visiting friends Steve Ayorinde and Moses Jolayemi to view the world's most expensive painting ever sold at an auction. The painting was Pablo Picasso's 'Nude, Green Leaves & Bust' and was sold in New York in 2010 for a whopping $106.5m (£65.5m). 

  

The new owner of the painting has never revealed his or her identity but is widely rumoured to be a billionaire Georgian businessman. I saw it, touched it but couldn't take it. Chai!! One day go be one day!!

Please watch the ACTUAL AUCTION SALE in the  clip below...

EVENT: NIGERIAN KINGS OF COMEDY UK - A Valentine Special

Nigerian Kings Of Comedy UK  2012

EVENT
Nigerian Kings Of Comedy UK
Sun/12/Feb - London IndigO2
Sun/14/feb - Birdcage Manchester


HOST:
Basketmouth

EXCLUSIVE: DONAE'O DROPS 'OLIVER TWIST' FREESTYLE REMIX

Donae'o

Top UK act DONAE'O drops a Dbanj 'Oliver Twist' freestyle featuriing Anton Romero!!

Have a listen and leave a comment. 
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 Link One
 http://www.4shared.com/mp3/jH1Ek3fI/Donaeo_ft_Anton_Romero_-_Charl.html
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Link Two

IS THIS THE AFRICAN WOMAN's NEWEST BEST FRIEND? (The mini vibrator)

The Golden Bullet

It's very handy, light, battery operated and readily available online or at your local adult sex shop. It's called THE BULLET and it appears to be the African woman's newest best friend. (Pls don't ask me who conducted the survey o). In a conversation with a lady friend recently, i teased her about her 'no-boyfriend' status and she was very quick to say "I'm not bothered o! I have my reliable friend who will never jilt me. Haven't you heard of The Bullet?"

.... and this was not my first conversation with an African woman about The Bullet. Is there a male equivalent?? (**covers face**)!!

THE MOSQUITO COIL - HAVE YOU EVER LIT ONE OF THIS??

The Mosquito Coil

This was a very necessary accessory in my 'provisions pack' when returning to boarding school. This great chinese invention was (and probably still is) very popular in most homes in Africa and Asia. The mosquito coil guaranteed a semi pleasant night sleep and 'amnesty' from the probosis of the blood sucking and malaria causing insect.

Have you ever lit one??? Leave a comment then!!

DOWNLOAD DJ ABASS' 2012 NEW YEAR MIXTAPE

DOWNLOAD DJ ABASS' 2012 NEW YEAR MIXTAPE

titled

'FUEL SUBSIDY NoT'

http://www.hulkshare.com/av7r16ajvy9e

View the full list ..........

Wanna buy a new toy for your girlfriend?? Try this!!!

The Blackberry Porsche P'9981

Ol'boy!! The time has come to separate small boys from big boys o. When you fit buy the new Blackberry P'9981 for your girlfriend, you are in the premier league of boyfriends (and i no mean West brom or Bolton). Sleek, chic and E-X-P-E-N-S-I-V-E!! Wanna know how much this will set you back?? Continue reading...

ONUOHA TEAMS UP WITH TAIWO @ QPR

Nedum Onuoha

New Queens Park Rangers manager Mark Hughes bolstered his back four for the second time this week after signing Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha on Thursday. 

England U-21 international Onuoha moved to Loftus Road 48 hours after Rangers signed Nigerian left back Taye Taiwo on loan from AC Milan. Onuoha has agreed a four-and-half year deal and joins for an undisclosed fee, Rangers said on their website.

Taye Taiwo

The 25-year-old played for Hughes when he was City manager and the Welshman said, “He is very versatile. He can play centre back or right back, and has good pace. He is a very good addition to the squad. “Nedum had other options but his experience with me and the other guys here was a big factor in why he has come to us. I am pleased about that.”

Onuoha made his City debut as a 17-year-old in 2004 but has found his playing time with the club increasingly limited in recent seasons. He spent last season on loan at Sunderland and had featured just three times for the Premier League leaders in the current campaign. 

Source - The Punch 
  

DJ ABASS IN MILTON KEYNES (St Valentines 2012)

EVENT: 

MUTUAL HEARTS VALENTINE Gala & Comedy Night

DATE:

Saturday, 11, February, 2012

VENUE: GOLDEN LOUNGE SUITE, Unit 35 Barton Road, Bletchley, Milton Keynes MK2 3HU

TIME: 8PM - 3AM

TICKETS: VIP Seating: £30.00 per Person/Couple £55.00

(Cocktails and Canapes + Jerk Chicken & Coconut Rice or Suya)

Standard Seating: £20.00 per Person/Couple £35.00 (Cocktails and Canapes)

Mutual Hearts Events and Relationship Facilitators proudly brings to Milton Keynes

A Pre Valentine Gala and Comedy Night with London's one and only DJ ABASS & Host Comedian WALE GATES. Lots of fun and entertainment. You don't want to miss this, trust me!!

VIP Seating: £30.00 per Person/Couple £55.00

(Cocktails and Canapes + Jerk Chicken & Coconut Rice or Suya)

Standard Seating: £20.00 per Person/Couple £35.00

(Cocktails and Canapes)

VIP Block Booking of 10 seats gets a bottle of champagne FREE.

INFO/TICKETS: 07950709533 / 07783437945

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